June 2012
bathynomus:
if you literally cannot detach yourself from your fucking computer to spend time with your spouse who is right there in the same room as you for one hour then you need to rethink your life priorities
at
at least they have the same skewed life priorities?
a gun??? thoughts
i'll be the idea guy
[schism project] Let's Assassinate Notch
why does that article exist and why is it so funny...
why is the question worded like that
, he says, as if he wouldn't have gotten owned...
list of people i own at video games:
its-miri-motherfucker:
1) varinn
2) brotherentropy
3) varinn
congrats at owning me at a game i haven’t touched in a year
rumble spheres
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its-miri-motherfucker:
welcome to the haddaway...
May 2012
#151 You Know You're Asexual When...
lordsteve:
youknowyoureasexual:
you buy a formal gown for your senior clarinet recital, and it is an added bonus that it can be worn again for prom!
literally indistinguishable from parody
i think this is the first time i've seen someone...
i didn't really get that 'would i want to play...
a small part of me wants to try out lollipop...
averyterrible:
brotherentropy:
really hoping this is a one-off thing and not indicative of a new direction for them
dunno. like, looking in on it as a complete outsider, it seems to be the inverse of Shadows of the Damned - whereas Shadows of the Damned was a game about video game machismo - constant dick jokes, when the villain first shows up he insults your masculinity - Lollipop Chainsaw...
with bayonetta it got hard to tell at times if...
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legendaryarmor replied to your post: a small part of me wants to try out lollipop chainsaw b/c it’s a grasshopper manufactures game but then i look at anything about the game and immediately change my mind
word, I was mildly interested when I first heard about it, like oh, a suda game?? but wow. wow? I don’t think I could play it without feeling disgusting. lmao there’s even an achievement...
a small part of me wants to try out lollipop...
really hoping this is a one-off thing and not indicative of a new direction for them
CONTEXT MENUS, TOADY. PLEASE JUST WORK WITH ME...
vvarinn:
lmao expecting toady to do anything but slobbily add in a fucking horned frog-bee thing that accidentally breaks the sewing system so that knit hats are now counted as livestock and can be milked
this is only making me more interested in df
bastion was goty2011
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au-nat-urelle replied to your post: i didn’t play mgs4 myself but i probably would’ve…
the end of bastion
yes!
i think i just like it when the game suddenly flips the script and goes ‘nah we’re not just gonna cutscene you to the next location, actually do the tedious stuff the character has to do to get there, asshole’
so i guess what i'm saying is that psychonauts...
i didn’t play mgs4 myself but i probably would’ve liked that scene where snake is just slowly crawling to the core of whatever it is he’s doing while slowly getting radiated or whatever the hell was happening during that part
for some ridiculous reason i always like it when a...
the ladder in mgs3
that part near the end of no more heroes where you have to walk allllll the way across town without your bike(i forget why you don’t have your bike for that part)
there is a WEIRD sort of general game consensus at...
au-nat-urelle:
vvarinn:
au-nat-urelle:
just think about being someone who picked up deadprem in a bargain bin and didn’t have sgf playing it for you. imagine how much you would hate it.
30 minutes of killing crawling shadows with your 10mm machinegun
ten minutes of running toward a bridge in the first hour of the game
i probably would’ve loved that bridge part if i played it...
that's what i get for ever listening to anyone...
but it was JUST pretty good. it wasn't the second...
tbf i could’ve been coming in with too high expectations exactly because of this
and this is coming from a guy totally used to overlooking weak gameplay for interesting characters/world(see: earthbound, fallouts), so
i'm just gonna say it
psychonauts? pretty fucking overrated
id like esports a lot more if the e stood for...
golbleen:
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwonk
betamax cumshot
birddick cherubson
bezzerwizzer chamberlain
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vvarinn:
rabbivole:
au-nat-urelle replied to your post: i think im gonna be That Guy and name my d3 alts…
yeah! like ‘Brad Pitt’ and ‘Brandondick Swimberslaps’
ill kill you
name all of your alts benedict cumberbatch but mispelled each time
i’m really curious how long this is gonna keep being a thing before we have no idea what the joke is
enah
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Guess who's the best
bosscrab:
You know who
me
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endofunctor:
a chrome extension that replaces every tumblr username and every avatar with barack obama’s
who cares about osborn, iron man 3 needs THE GHOST
beesmygod:
does that mean norman osborn is going to be in the new avengers universe…………..
doubt it, someone else(sony???) still has the license to spiderman movies and i figure osborn would count under that
it’s probably a fake or just a really small cameo in the movie
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striderhibiki replied to your post: it says alot about a person when they assume…
I’d probably give a shit if it was football.
see what i mean chunky???
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chunklr replied to your post: it says alot about a person when they assume…
um dont you have tailgating parties at polling places
let’s be real
that’d probably get alot more people to vote
it says alot about a person when they assume everyone else treats politics like it’s a football game
