[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
i don’t care how hot someone is, if their belly button looks weird it just ruins everything
I can’t wait to see that one movie with Leo DiCaprio in it
you know
the Great
golben asked: the problem with calling them zeroes is that zero is a cool anime name
actually zero is an idiot fucker with boring as shit touch-of-death combos
Anonymous asked: zeros, zero on the kinsey scale
i swear i’ve already seen ‘zeros’ used in that YA dystopia context i was talking about
i can’t remember how it was used though
If these groups consisted of people like me, everyone would have their rights already,
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if i said this myself i’d probably give myself a hernia trying to suck my own dick that hard (via brotherentropy)
ent have i told you lately i love you
(via pneumaakatharton)
this is not the reaction i was expecting when i realized i was making tumblr imagine me sucking my own dick
Anonymous asked: dang lets just call them Hetongos, at least thats fun to say
i giggled when i said it so you might be onto something
goddamn hetongos
Anonymous asked: how about Straighties
eh, not very creative. i know we can do better that that
Anonymous asked: those dang Hets! those hettys! HetSexes!
the trick is finding a word that’s catchy but doesn’t sound like it came from a young-adult dystopia novel where the majority is the minority and the minority is the majority
if i had realized that was gonna get reblogs i probably would’ve used a different metaphor there
